absolute reverence

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.

"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."

by Masta Dave November 15, 2005

Absolute White

The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.

It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.

by I'mWithBeardy January 25, 2013

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.

"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."

by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020

absolute beast

Very good / powerful / impressive / badass etc.

That car is an absolute beast

by dyac December 16, 2014

absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021