conscious objectioner

When an asshole won't play Breath of the Wild.

Has Simon played breath of the wild yet?

No, he's a total conscious objectioner.

What an asshole!
Yeah.

by linkyLinkyLinkalo July 12, 2020

alien abduction

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

by sixtoe April 4, 2011

affectionless

a person who shows NO physical affection to the one they love-
doesnt pay attention to the " SMALL STUFF "
NOT ROMANTIC

AFFECTIONLESS

you have to ASK FOR "AFFECTION"- to be cuddled or touched in anyway - and evn when you flat out say what you want - THEY DONT GET IT

by LUCYLOU June 20, 2012

One Direction Affection

A large affection towards One Direction.

I totally have One Direction Affection!

by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

(affectionate)

a term used to specify words associated with negative connotations are meant in a positive light. rather than an insult, they are a compliment. the opposite of the term (derogatory).

One man’s trash (derogatory) is another man’s trash (affectionate)

by quirky_girl_69 July 8, 2021

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011