fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

pull a "sweeney todd"

verb.

a.to slit someone's throat,much like johnny depp's character in the movie "sweeney todd:the demon barber of fleet street"

b.when somebody kills all of there own friends and family

c.to victmize inocent person by feeding them another person,and they're unaware of that

a.this skiz-ank is frontin' i ain't down with that,imma gonna pull a "sweeney todd" on her ass.

B.Did you hear about katie?she killed all of her friends an family,that crazy bitch pulled a "sweeney todd"

C.Jim,there's a finger in the pot-pie you gave me,did you pull a "sweeney todd" on me?

by Maggie & Jessica January 13, 2008

blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.

Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't

by YourRightNut November 20, 2022

stiz sweeney

someone who is lazy and sits next to a guy in science that jacks off in class.

She was sitting on her ass and talking about the guy who sits next to her jacking off in class.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Sweeney

Faggot, sometimes also known as Alan.Most commonly seen with an unshaven moustache

Girl:will u shift my friend
Other girl:nah he looks like a sweeney

by Lilswantonxx June 2, 2019

Sweeney

A Leprechaun from Florida with a small penis who has a weak pull out game and no skill in a car or on a bike.

Watch Sweeney over there, he has to park facing downhill so he doesnt drop his bike trying to take off.

by greenwithnb September 10, 2023