cwazy like a moose

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

by Mike November 28, 2003

your a moose

It means to call someone big and strong. Amazingly gifted physically

after he lifted the dresser, I said to him, YOU ARE A MOOSE!

by everyone is stupid May 15, 2004

blast a moose

to ejaculate upon ssomeone

BOB GELDOLF:oh i'm just about to blast a moose!!!!

by bob geldolf November 27, 2003

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019