Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

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Keanu Eng

A Asian-Cuban that wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into amelia

“Hey, you know Amelia?”
“Yeah, Keanu Eng wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into her.”

by Ali--a March 14, 2019

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Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

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Keanu-zation

A realization of something so profound that "Whoa" just doesn't cover it. A mind will always be blown when a Keanu-zation occurs.

And then I had a Keanu-zation...maybe Millenials weren't the reason everything sucks after all.

by Rashamon July 15, 2020

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Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

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