Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.

A landen brain created a hamburger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

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white landen

The act of loading up your cock and spring sniping a beer into a bowl of chili.

Dude 1: Yeah bro lets see it
Dude 2: *cock punches out a Busch light*
Dude 2: White landen!!!

by peachnuts February 1, 2025

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Landen seems like an all around nice guy and will be very charming, thoughtful, uplifting and cool to hang around but he’ll always seem on edge and if you hurt him in anyway he will go to no end to hurt you back.

Guy 1: Landen seems pretty cool

Guy2: yeah but I heard Jerry fucked Landens girl and Jerry hasn’t shown up to school in weeks after that

by BrokeAssSquid June 26, 2021

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landen man

the best person in the world. kind of rude but it’s okay because everyone loves him.

sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?

by sophiesshit May 27, 2021

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Landen

Landen is very attractive and funny he is very good I’m bed😏 and has a big dick

Landen is so hot.

by Name7363 April 30, 2022

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Landen sorel

He’s a gay lord. He doesn’t know how to treat girls. He’s immature and just walks around acting like a 5 year old. So if you are falling for a guy named landen sorel I’m sorry.

Ew you like landen sorel????

by Joemammalikescooch December 9, 2019

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