kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

by Funky Rider June 08, 2006

A Kenneth

Guy who tell's everyone he gets pussy, but then to find out he get's no pussy and is scared to show his face and gets rejected by every girl.

Buddy you're the literally definition of A Kenneth

by HaverDasher January 14, 2020

Kenneth

A tall lengthy man, with an ass of a God, and with a long chode

Summoning Kenneth is the worst possible thing you could do. He will skullfuck you til kingdom come

by Keene High School September 30, 2021

Kenneth

Kenneth is a term for laying in bed laxing off al day and getting "fravær" from class because of it.

I took a Kenneth today.

by Eddyteddey February 02, 2019

Kenneth

Kenneth is a loving person and does everything in his power to try and help others jokes around sometimes but can be very serious. Kenneth is the type of guy you want to keep so if you have one good job

“Look at Kenneth he is so hot!”

by Anonymous73925383 May 05, 2021

kenneth

a guy whose smile can make your whole day brighter. a little bit weird but makes every moment around him exciting. socially awkward and doesn’t really make eye contact, but when he does, you notice his pretty brown eyes (especially in the sunlight). he’s only kinda cute and always fixes his hair. his face is objectively pretty but he’s got a nice body too (especially his fat ass amiright). makes sex jokes a lot but they’re kinda good sometimes.

me: bro i love kenneth
friend: just stfu already he’s not that great

by youredumb May 02, 2021

Kenneth

A person who is clever and handsome.

Oh my god your so kenneth today.

by klangster November 01, 2022