Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020