Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.

Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!

by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoinked

Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.

Me: Hey yo guys I think Eric is zoinked.

Eric: I can smell colors and dab people up through windows.

by lelandSmith October 27, 2018

zoinks!

an exclamation of misfortune

zoinks!

by pfarand July 6, 2023

Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.

I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind

by Leohtsu July 19, 2022

Zoink

Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.

Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more

by Xx_Gamersniperlord_xX December 20, 2018