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Zever

The most amazing guy in the world. He makes me the happiest person ever and talking to him puts the biggest smile on my face. He's there whenever i need him most and i really appreciate him always being there for me. He's everything i need and more than i could ever ask for. I love him more than the stars in the sky, sand on the beach, leaves on a tree and all the people on earth combined. He makes me feel beautiful when i'm at my ugliest. I feel bad for all the people who don't get to see him the way i do. He deserves better than what people give him. If i could, i'd walk up to him right now and hold him as tight as possible and never let go. I'd whisper in his ear and tell him how much he means to me. I'd cuddle him the whole day and never leave him. I'd go on long walks with him and talk about the most pointless things. I get butterflies in my tummy whenever i think of him. I see him as the sweetest, most thoughtful person ever. He has no flaws to me. There isn't a day that goes by that i don't think of him.

Well, i guess this is what you get when you see your life through someone else's eyes.
Zever. 'nuff said.
by fucking pokemon master July 23, 2011
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Comic Book Zeroes

Comic Book Zeroes are a young 4 piece Powerpop band from lincolnshire. They are all perfect examples of the myspace generation.
Formed in February 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the "emo" crowd.
Guy 1:Did you check out Comic Book Zeroes?

Guy 2:Yeah! Nobody understands me like them!!
by Tom Freighton July 2, 2008
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Zeroed Out

The result of an event of series of events which has stripped a man of everything he valued.

While this can be the result of many things, it is most often the result of divorce, as family courts are infamously biased against men, where all it takes is a few small lies and a man loses his children, home, assets, income, dignity, friends, family, and sense of purpose.
Dude, did you hear about Mike!?

He got zeroed out by his ex-wife. He had to move in with his dad.
by Yeah_Nope January 10, 2023
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zermeno

Simply it means to have HUGE hands. Hands of this particular size get a lot of attention and attract a whole variety of puns relating to big hands.
Damn did you see that guy's hands?

Who? Zermeno's?

Yea. Mother fucker must bang like 10 girls at the same time with those sausages.

Lucky Zermeno!

WORD!
by FUCK MAHS July 8, 2010
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Dirty Zerber

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.
I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!
by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011
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ones and zeroes

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code
"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."
by jwd142 August 12, 2009
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zerbertious

*1 : Having the physical characteristics desirable for receiving a zerbert.
2 : sexually attractive
* Shows definition used in the example
I don’t really like Britney Spears, but I must admit: she is zerbertious.
by Richard May 17, 2003
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