zoo zooo

a person who cant speak english very well would speak in zoo zooo

man: zooo ozoo zo ozo oz ooooz o oozooooz oooz zooooz oozoooz ooozooz, i cant really speak english very well.

by harriet May 13, 2005

hey zoos

This is a nickname for a very stupid person.he is in love with a girl named rhianna.it is so obvious.this persones best friends name is julian and im named viktoriya im rhiannas bestie.ps. hey zoos and julian are very ugly .

Hey zoos is in love with rhianna.

Julian: i just got some very good advice from hey zoos. Rhianna and Viktoriya : no you just got some stupid advice.

by spinny boiz February 7, 2017

zoo mom

A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.

Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.

by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013

zoo dump

When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex

Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her

by Cptnftck November 30, 2013

sea zoo

noun: What you call an aquarium if you can't remember what it's called, you're Fred M., and retarded.

"My brother went to the sea zoo, and brought back this tiny squid.

You mean an aquarium?

Yeah that"

by djfred July 10, 2010

Zoo AIDS

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

by Hamper Hunter September 5, 2022

Awkward Zoo

The collection of all of the awkward animals. Each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.

Situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk sex with them the night before

You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}

by Betsy is Awesome April 16, 2013