yoink

often used when jacking somones shit right in front of there faces

CJ: man, that's a nice car there. YOINK!
Freddy: hey you motherfucker! give me back my damn turismo!

-some shit i thought up after plaing san andreas for hlaf a day.

by r s w September 3, 2006

yoink

the word used when you wish to have something go in an upward motion. either stolen or just lifted, the word shall be yoink

Person 1: That kid's pants are too low.
Person 2: I really just want to yoink them up!

by chrispy krem February 24, 2009

yoink

Absolute ownership is completely transferred when the yoink is used in time while clicking ones heels in the air!

by peekaboo sioux March 31, 2003

yoink

when pulling something unexpected out of somwhere unusual.

picture the scene: Amsterdam, a seedy strip club. I'm pulled onto the stage and the dancer begins to take her clothes off. When she's naked she lays me down and begins to gyrate over my body. She finishes and I stand up to find the word's "I'm so sexy" written in indelible ink on my torso. As the lithe young blonde pulls the pen out of her vagina she puts her arms around me. She pulls my half nake body onto hers and whispers in my ear "yoink"

by Benster May 16, 2003

yoink

An all purpose word. Originally used to describe the act of taking an object I

Now used to refer to any sudden action such as flopping onto a futon, "I'm so tired, yoink!"

Can also be used as an exclamation for general disgust "Well, YOINK!"

"love that pen Yoink!"

by ryan muller February 3, 2004

yoink

when you pull lil ms piggy's tail straight out and watch it curl back up again.

The evil penguin kept yoinking ms. piggy with agressiveness.

by ms piggy March 2, 2004

yoink

to jack shit

imma yoink that shit!!!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003