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Washington apple

An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.
We went to the bar last night and drank Washington Apples.
by A. Sugimoto August 23, 2006
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George Washington

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!
by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007
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Washington Generals

The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.

Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
by robo042 March 7, 2010
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Washington Commanders

The lame new name for the Washington Football Team formerly known as the Washington Redskins
The Washington Commanders are result of pansy ass woke liberal pussies who get offended by everything. Don't be surprised if the KC Chiefs end up having to change their mascot too
by a frustrated sports fan February 6, 2022
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george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007
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internet worship

when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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Nigger Wishing

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.
Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.
by Boomer58 August 4, 2009
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