Wooden Spoon

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.

Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.

by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022

last worder

A person who insists on having the last word in any conversation. Multiple Last Worders in any meeting can result in the meeting becoming an unproductive eye rolling snorefest.

Sue: I wish that Brian and Joe would stfu, I have work to do.

Bill: Good luck with that, battling Last Worders have no concept of time...

by mogly kingston June 8, 2014

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

strongly worded letter

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.

Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.

by pleaseacceptthis74639 April 12, 2011

Chad warden

Sup bitches, chad warden here aight?
C wizzy, chad daddy i go by many different names big puppy.

And you've got that asian bitch mushroom, and you can't even eat that bitch

Chad warden also explains how 'mario jumps over the fucking border run around and fixing peoples toilets'

Quote from chad warden at an interview from Nintendo

Interviewer: So, what is your thoughts on Legend of zelda?

Chad: What we got? We got legend of zelda where you walk around with a lil bitch, with a lil bitchass sword a lil shield and he just goes HAH HAH HAH shiit.

Interviewer: O_O

Chad warden: BALLIN'

Chad starts bopping his head and walks away

by ChadDaddy June 30, 2010

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010