Women

Gender that’s meant to be in the kitchen

Tom: “Jessica go make me a sandwich!”
Jessica: “yes honey! I will because women are supposed to stay in the kitchen!” **makes Tom sandwich for communism**

by Shmello June 28, 2019

Women

All of Satan’s unwanted daughters who came to earth to ruin men’s lives with unfunny jokes and jealous tendencies.

Men:

Women: fucking piece of shit

by Unqualified Lesbian September 18, 2018

Women

Usually make no sense and lack complete common sense. Peers into the most simplest of things to deep, and are glutton for pain.

James I don't get why women enjoy pain.

by WestIndiesKing December 28, 2005

women

Tools of men, who must obey the "three C's": Cooking, Cleaning, and ck... hrm, childcare.

"I'm sorry I don't listen to poor people... or women, am I right guys, eh, eh" -Mr. Wellington

by dancingdudesean June 22, 2006

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005

Women

A member of the human race. Very hard to handle. Indigenous to our ribs. Show extreme caution while approaching one.

Women speak their own language. It's called crazy

by Devin J the Snipe March 2, 2011

women

the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the vagina that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.

the poor man was robbed by those big titted women

by vikram_001 July 5, 2006