by David Mustayn August 29, 2010
Objects who think they count as a gender. They belong in the kitchen, they don’t deserve equal pay and they are a waste.
Women are objects.
by Women beater 6969 :) January 31, 2020
Hey, I'm no huge feminist at all, but some of these definitions are pretty bad. We often do a hell of a lot more than you guys can. Yeah, I know this is overused, but how'd you like pushing a human being out of your body?
However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me.
And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN.
But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that?
By the way, everyone, Happy 2006! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.
However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me.
And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN.
But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that?
By the way, everyone, Happy 2006! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.
Mood-swing woman
Other woman: I'm so happy!
Woman: Really! Well I'm glad -
Other woman: Shut up.
Women's tolerance
Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce?
Other woman: Get your own damn sauce!
Men's stupidities
Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN?
Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch!
Other woman: I'm so happy!
Woman: Really! Well I'm glad -
Other woman: Shut up.
Women's tolerance
Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce?
Other woman: Get your own damn sauce!
Men's stupidities
Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN?
Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch!
by una chica fantastica January 01, 2006
Women, such as me, are all delicate creatures. We deserve equal respect to men, and if we don't THAT's when we turn into bitches. We love being loved, and if you love us, we'll love you.
Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it.
We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences.
And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.
Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it.
We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences.
And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.
Many women are important in life. For example: Your own mother, your grandmother, every one of the females in your family history, and other women close to you. Think closely for two seconds and you'll see how important women are.
by sniperkit December 19, 2010
People.
If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.
Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.
Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
My mom is a total woman. She brought me into this world, made my favorite food, got the coolest backpacks and left cool notes in my lunchbox. If anyone ever treated her wrong I would go crazy. I respect women
by mooooooooooomoooooo June 12, 2011
I don't 100% know but treasure them, put them on pedestals, listen to them and take their advice, treat them as the queens that they are and have plenty of respect for them and always remember that even when they're wrong they're still a lot more 'right' than you are and then you'll be a happy person because you have them right by you cause whatever you do, they will deliver that to you back but they do it much better and more efficient than how you do it, so if you wrong them, you better just go to your tombstone and just wait and if you do them right, your life will be a massively happy one. :) Learn from their kindness, compassion, care, etc as well since what this world needs now is more of those qualities especially if you're not a woman yourself. If they're younger, they'd be called girls. That's all. Cheers!
Friend: I don't know what to do! I don't know how to be a grown up even!
Me: Just watch those ladies (women) and learn instead of whining!
Me: Just watch those ladies (women) and learn instead of whining!
by Prince Zolox May 06, 2019
So full of shit.
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
You have to be their little buddy while they fuck some they shouldn't be fucking. They know they shouldn't be fucking him because it makes them feel like a terrible person. And then they come to you and expect you to absolve the of their guilt like your some kind of priest. Then you get thrown in the trash. But it's YOUR FAULT. They aren't the ones being misleading. It's your behavior and the emotions the project on to you. They couldn't just not use you. That would only make too much sense and solve all of their problems with men they don't want to fuck. Here's the thing. Women won't ever have a male friend. All of the men you meet are just there to fuck you and you know that. But you keep them around anyway in case they are useful. You're never going to get this guy his dick sucked. You are not going to be there for him. Why? Because that isn't his role. He is there to be your little buddy. If he is getting fucked you can't keep him around. His girl won't want you hanging with him. And on a long enough timeline you know the dude you're fucking isn't going to want you around other dudes. So it isn't real. The friendship between a man and a woman is a parasitic one. She latches on, a male parasite swims up and breeds with her, she detaches from her host (you), and she goes off to lay eggs and die. It's a losing proposition. A women that won't fuck you won't ever respect you. You're a second class citizen in her life. Women.
by Hym Iam December 20, 2020