The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.
by TeamJPD March 9, 2004
Get the Rapist Witmug. Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.
by fatbox November 28, 2005
Get the sneaky be's witsmug. When someone talks to you and throws you off with distracting information then suddenly reveals their true form and attacks you without any apparent reason. From the video game Dragon Age: Origins.
"Eyes are on you from a very high vantage, Grey Warden. I cannot hide in your wake, and I will not be a footnote! Witness Gaxkang!"
(transforms into an undead boss and starts attacking your party)
(transforms into an undead boss and starts attacking your party)
by Maki_Man November 21, 2009
Get the witness gaxkangmug. knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.
Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"
by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010
Get the knit-witmug. To fuck with something. Something you approve of.
Something you like.
Alternatively can also be used to say, i dont fux with you. As in i dont like you
Something you like.
Alternatively can also be used to say, i dont fux with you. As in i dont like you
by Del Snorte June 28, 2018
Get the Fux Witmug. A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!
by Geshman WG October 13, 2010
Get the Jemima's Witnessesmug. by 0815 November 18, 2013
Get the Rapier Witmug.