Windows 8

The only operating system that makes Windows Vista seem good. It is just a desktop operating system derived from a cell phone operating system. It may be somewhat fast, but that's because it can't do anything.

WINDOWS 8 SUCKS. MY DESKTOP ISN'T AN F'ING SMARTPHONE!!

by F-Windows-8 April 3, 2012

Windows Fista

Windows Fista's slogan: The ow stats now.

Windows Fista, the ow starts now.

by sciurus February 21, 2008

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

wineosaur

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.

The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.

by El Barrel August 30, 2015

window nintendo

A nervous habit developed by extremely paranoid tweakers, causing them to excessively peek out of windows as if someone were coming to get them.

Hey funface why’s your dad peeking out of the window with a gun?
He’s just playing window Nintendo bro. He’ll fall asleep soon.

by CowboyCrypto June 18, 2019