shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

Windermere

The rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school, and in the center of it all is a small ice cream shop that can "rip you off" because it is the only place to eat anything in the area and has wealthy costumers.

Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.

"That lady in the Escalade driving in Windermere is hot"

Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"

by chachaboi December 17, 2011

Pissing against the wind

A futile waste of time and energy.

"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"

by Bloomfield13 October 8, 2008

windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

Wind Your Toy

A university of guelph tradition where one dances with their knees bent in rythmn while the rear hand makes a winding motion. This is usually done to bass-heavy music and can be seen at the university pep rally.

Wind your toy, wind, wind your toy!

"I tried to teach my dad how to wind his toy but he failed miserably."

"I wound my toy so hard I almost broke a hip"

by D.Hfy January 9, 2008

Gone with the Wind fabulous

An expression used to describe a person or thing that is exceedingly fabulous or extravagant— to an extent that is comparable to the lavishness of slaveowner / plantation culture in the American Antebellum South, the time period which the 1939 movie “Gone with the Wind” is set in.

Popularized in late 2012 by former Miss USA, Kenya Moore, during an episode in Season 5 of the reality TV series, The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Kenya: I have been in this business for 20 years, and I’m STILL here! And I’m still fabulous….

Phaedra: You betta preach now!

Kenya: Right?! Fabulous! Gone with the WIND fabulous! Okay? Thank you!

Phaedra: Well, alright now.

by txddy April 16, 2021

wind-bath

When a person bathes using wind combined with cologne or perfume as a substitute for water and soap. Most wind-bathers attempt to clean themselves on the way to school, events or their workplace making use of the wind from highway trafficking.

"With the grease dripping from his hair and enlarged pores, you know he strictly takes wind-baths."

by informee March 6, 2013