A wimp is like simp (Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy), but for women. Women Idolizing Mediocre Penis. When a man talks a big game about his sexual prowess but really he's just another 2 pump chump.
Girl, don't wimp over that fool. I hooked up with him 3 months ago and he lasted about 5 minutes before he blew his load after bragging how great he is in bed/how long he can last. He's a fucking chump.
by CJMML June 11, 2021
Get the Wimpmug. by sebs.bix March 22, 2020
Get the Wimpmug. Woman Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
Self important female: ugh, my sister can’t cope that I am so much prettier than her. It’s why I have a boyfriend and she doesn’t. (Comment has 100000 likes)
Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)
Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)
Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
by Stake Knife January 2, 2022
Get the WIMPmug. 
by 24ever July 22, 2022
Get the wimpmug. v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.
Marcella: Get it up.
Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.
Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.
Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
by BillBraskeysBallssweat April 21, 2021
Get the Hung Wimpingmug. One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
Get the Weekend Wimpmug.