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"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
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Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.
Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!
by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021
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Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”
Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.
by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021
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Rolli Schmidt

The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
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jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018
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Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
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Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT
by niggar November 8, 2020
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