mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024

Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.

I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.

by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023

Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins

Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT

by niggar November 8, 2020