Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023

why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022

so tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache
(Tell me WhyYy)
Ain't nothin' but a mistakeEe
(TELL ME WHY) I never wanna hear you sayy (WOOOHHOOOO)
I, wAnT iT tHaT wAyYyYyYyYy

So tell me why ~skit~
Dood- So, do you recognise any of these men?
Gurl- I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face
Gurl- But, I heard him, he was singing along to the music at the bar
Dood- Do you remember what he was singing?
Gurl- I think it was that song, I want it that way?
Dood- Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Okay.
Dood- Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
NO1- Really? Ok-. You are, my fire
Dood- Number two, keep it going
NO2- The one, de-sire?
NO3- Be-lieve, when I sayyy
Dood- Number four!
NO4- I, want it that wayy
Dood- TELL ME WHYY
Dem all- Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Dood- TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
Dem all- Ain't nothin' but a mistakeee
Dood- Now number five--> NO5- I, never wanna hear you sayyy
Dood- WOOOHHOOOOO
Dem all- I, want it that wayyy
Dood- Ah, chills, literal chills
Gurl- it was number five, number five killed my brother
Dood- oh my god, I forgot about that part..

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 24, 2021

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023

Why is the book so sad?

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.

He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.

by mooninthedark December 20, 2008