Chopper whopper

A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.

Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."

by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017

Stoner made Whopper

When the person making your Whopper has dank smelling fingers and you take your first bite and you can clearly taste Kush, then you take a look at your whopper and see it sparkling like the crystals on some good old bud.

"Hey Triston, this Whopper clearly tastes like the bud we sold that guy last week."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."

by O'BrienHatfieldHunter April 17, 2012

whopper virgin

1. Somebody who's never experienced a massive cock.
2. Somebody who's never eaten at burger king.

You may have slept with 50 men in your life but until you've been with Big Daddy Johnny Holmes you're still a Whopper Virgin!

by Mr Opidopoly December 16, 2008

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009

Pussy Whooped

A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.

Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.

by morpheus30 January 19, 2018