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Ty whitman

A kid who is paler than paper but acts blacker than coal which came from atlanta he has no friends and is a no body. He picks on people if he wants feel like people are acknowledging him
I have no freinds . im a total ty whitman
by The villages freshman class November 6, 2019
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stupid fucking white man

Recurring catchphrase in the film Dead Man, directed by Jim Jarmusch. The line is pronounced by the Indian Nobody. It is self explanatory and multi purposeful. Try it yourself!

(Nobody also appeared in Jarmusch's next movie, Ghost Dog, saying the same line)
White Man: ...
Nobody: Stupid fucking white man.
White Man: ...
by ravy August 27, 2005
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Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.
"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"
by Ross October 26, 2004
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Angry White Man

The Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Pres ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

His last name and religion don’t matter. His background might be Italian, English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or Russian, and he might have Cherokee, Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white American.

He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. He coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new bumper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. He can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

Women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. If they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, ma’am.”

He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. He’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn English.

Most important, the Angry White Man is pissed off. When his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. When his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers. When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. When a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.
Four million Angry White Man are members of the National Rifle Association,
by ric is here February 22, 2008
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White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010
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White Man's Whore

When a women of color (usally a black or african american women) is attracted to or dates only white men.

started around the 1950s when interracial marrige was illegal.
''wow kayla is so pretty do you think she'll be into me''?
''nah man i heard she's a white man's whore"
by lov3_bunn January 14, 2022
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pull a whitman

Spending an obscene amount of cash to cover up you shortcomings and still failing immensely because the public knowledge of your ineptness is too great.
Man did you see Meg Whitman pull a whitman in that 2010 California election by spending like $150 million on ads and then TOTALLY FAILING.
by dethbird November 4, 2010
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