Whiteman

To 'have a Whiteman' means to have a mare, do something ridiculous, embarrassing or stupid.

I can't believe he fell over in front of that lass. He's had a Whiteman!

by durhamdog69 May 30, 2011

Whitemare

When someone has a dream about "white people problems"

I had a dream that my son did inherit the family company. What a scary whitemare

I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare

by Arbiter of Reality May 19, 2016

Jack Whitehall

An amazing incredible fantastic man who is hilarious and so handsome and just brilliant all together

Person 1: who’s the best person ever
Person 2: you mean Jack Whitehall?

by Violet likes jack Whitehall June 8, 2020

whitewalking

When a prominent white person says something racist and later distances themselves from their statement, claims that they misspoke, or their words were misconstrued after they were called out on it.

“Did you hear the excuses the governor made after her ignorant comments about unemployed minorities were condemned by members of both political parties?”
“Yeah, she must have spent hours whitewalking her previous statements.”

by Heartlanddoc May 10, 2018

Whiteman’s land

A place where there is low crime, no public transport, and a small local government with good doctors. Special interest groups are not local, just Tourists.

I’m leaving the big city and moving to Whiteman’s land.

by Catch me if you Can October 24, 2018

Whitemaddnes

Sexy beast who looks for true meaning in someone

Whitemaddnes is sexy

by Whitemaddnes January 27, 2019

Whiteballer

A very dominant person who goes to Century Junior High in Orland Park. They mostly turn their basketball shorts into underwear. They also think they are so cool and are good at basketball because they wear Kyrie basketball shoes and clout googles. They are mostly know as clout chasers but they are not. Finally, they are friends are friends with a hot guy.

Wow! Whiteballer is such a cool person because he is wearing clout and off white.

by Mi squad March 20, 2019