whilin

When someone is too harsh in manner, tone or behavior.

"She be whilin"

by Kimmy K June 2, 2003

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

Whatintheb

A burger joint that also goes by Whataburger. Not dissimilar from jack in the box and jackintheb.

Hop in the car lets go to whatintheb

by hosed April 23, 2010

Whalant

A person who is way more than an asshole x 100. The combination of a whale and an elephant's asshole. Making them the biggest asshole in the world.

Sam, your such a whalant.

That was such a whalant move yo.

Aint nobody a bigger whalant than you

by Mashpotatoes February 22, 2011