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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.
Jimmy is such a weezer.
by booksofwords November 14, 2019
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Anthony Weiner

To implode spectacularly on the public stage through exposure of surreptitious activity, especially through creeping on the Internet.
Pundit: "That Congressman really pulled an Anthony Weiner, didn't he?"
by arlingtonrap December 9, 2011
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Weiner Shot

When someone takes a photo with their cell phone of themself with clothes on or clothes off buy using the reflection of their mirror. "May or may not include junk"
Hey bro, I just saw your facebook page.... sweet weiner shot.
by kelkins June 14, 2011
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weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.
"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!
by jsd9632 June 16, 2011
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Weimerika

A portmanteau of "Weimar" and "Amerika". Used to describe the perceived similarities between the pre-World War 2 Weimar republic of Germany and the United States of today. These similarities may be the loss of social cohesion and moral values, a rise in crime, inequality, and a general alienation from the current state of affairs. These factors of instability led to the collapse of the Weimar republic and this is similarly implied by the use of the term Weimerika to be a possibility in the United States.
"A humiliating loss in war, rampant inflation, geriatric plutocrats running the show. Sometimes it really feels like we're living in Weimerika."
by HarryPotterFan1995 December 11, 2021
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Weiner Cleaner

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's
by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006
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