Boys' Weekend

A weekend spent exclusively with your boys. The consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and/or illegal drugs is absolutely necessary. Video games, cards, pool basketball, and the viewing of sporting events either live or on television is strongly encouraged. Boys' Weekend is the best time you'll have all week, but only if you abide by the Boys' Weekend tenants. They are as follows:

1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.

Simple Chris: "Hey Jersey Mike, what's going on this weekend?"
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."

by BoudreauxBaby June 23, 2014

weekender

a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.

janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?

beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.

janet: oh he's a weekender.......

by lexicakes May 22, 2010

spring weekend

UConn's biggest party weekend that takes place every Spring semester.

Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.

Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.

Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.

kid on cell phone: HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I'M AT UCONN, IT'S SPRING WEEKEND.

by CTjeff April 3, 2008

penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.

"I just totally had a penis weekend!"

by drew June 16, 2007

Weekenders

The weekenders was a cool show on the popular TV channel Toon Disney. It is about 4 friends and how they spend their weekends (the only thing everyone looks foward to about being in school). Tino, Lor, Carver, and Tish have some wacky adventures on their weekends which include anything but school. The show hardly ever meantions school. Each episode starts Friday after school and ends Sunday.

Girl: Dude, did you see that new episode of The Weekenders? It totally rocked my world!
Guy: Yeah, I wish we had wacky adventures on the weekends!

by rysrocks June 25, 2008

weekend hangover

The feeling of depression and/or boredom that happens over the few weekdays following a very fun or exciting weekend.

Recalling everything that happened over the weekend on Monday only made his weekend hangover worse.

by mybrosteve March 3, 2008

Cooks Weekend

The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.

Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010