(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.
Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.
by Roy Palpherson December 2, 2004
Get the Wassel mug.An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.
It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"
Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."
Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."
by Ultimate Gangster May 25, 2011
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by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017
Get the Wasteman mug.Wassim is the kind of person you don’t wanna mess with. He can either make you live a happy life or hell it self. Always thinks ahead of others and know everything but choose to burry it within him. Cold as fuck but sympathize with others deep down.
by Eren “Freedom Simp” Yeager November 19, 2021
Get the Wassim mug.(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
by Jason February 24, 2004
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Mary: Excuse me, how many wassersteins will that take?
Shop Keeper: 13, thank you
Tom: Hey mum can we have wasserstein for dinner?
Mum: Sure
Mary: Excuse me, how many wassersteins will that take?
Shop Keeper: 13, thank you
Tom: Hey mum can we have wasserstein for dinner?
Mum: Sure
by upsidedownbin May 29, 2010
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He is always generous with people.
He is always generous with people.
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