Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

Us-Slam-Wallop-Boom

When a Muslim country fails at something. Its the equivalent of saying 'You got knocked the fuck out" (from the movie "Friday") when someone 'kicks your ass'. Rhymes with Us-salam-allik-Oom.

Pakistan got Us-Slam-Wallop-Boomed out of Kargil heights.

by Wansapanatyme February 5, 2023

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

Honking Wallops

Massive breasts

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops

by Rc174 June 4, 2022

wallop

When a VATSIM pilot is really stupid and can't follow instructions, you wallop them, reporting them to all supervisors online.

That pilot turned onto an active runway, so I walloped him and he got suspended.

by Magician2017 July 25, 2024

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023