Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Wallop

Slang name for Cocaine

“Let’s get right stuck into some wallop tonight boys”

by Lynny79 October 18, 2021

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

Wallop On The Way

When a scumbag whore in Thailand get merked by a guy gangsta style. Usually involves extreme prejudice and no mercy.

I’m bout to cop a piece and go Wallop on The Way with this ho Lek.

Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.

by whoreslayer September 8, 2018

Us-Slam-Wallop-Boom

When a Muslim country fails at something. Its the equivalent of saying 'You got knocked the fuck out" (from the movie "Friday") when someone 'kicks your ass'. Rhymes with Us-salam-allik-Oom.

Pakistan got Us-Slam-Wallop-Boomed out of Kargil heights.

by Wansapanatyme February 5, 2023

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

Wallop

1) To be stuck in reverse
2) To activate (wallop mode)

Me and the main men were having a few shandys when suddenly Pingu Mc shouted "wallop"

by Greenhills101 August 12, 2022