Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011

wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

virgin wool

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.

We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.

by Taddy February 23, 2005

niger wool

The nappy velcro like hair of a black person.

I found some niger wool on the barber shop floor.

by zxert July 8, 2005

steel-wooling

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).

Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."

by tjmorse March 19, 2016

Pull the wool

V. Phrase to pull the wool is an act of deception and trickery.

He thought he could pull the wool over my eyes thinking he would get away with cheating.

by Mark Tongue June 3, 2015

wool slaying

A popular sport in the centre of Liverpool. Most popularly played in Ormskirk.

Wool slaying involves rounding up a bunch of wools and forcing them to fight to the death, using only toothbrushes. A gruesome sport that only the most scouse of Ormskirk are permitted to play. Anyone from the surrounded areas of Liverpool, such as Huyton, Bootle, etc, are instantly put to death for being "Pya wools"

Top scouse 1: Ey laa, wanna go down to Morrisons and do some wool slaying?
Top scouse 2: Ye sound laa, lets go buy some toothbrushes.

by Daniel Banner November 21, 2014