wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009

wipe-out hacker

A hacker who enjoys wiping out computers after stealing information.

A wipe-out hacker is a piece of human garbage!

by Word Madman March 22, 2019

Wipe Your Minge

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

wipe zone

The place on your bed where you wipe the cum from your hand after masturbaing.

" Dude ! your sitting on my wipe zone ! "

by Kleeur January 20, 2008

wipe licker

someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.

"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"

by salaamhabibti October 27, 2011

wipe of faith

Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole

I just took a huge duke on break. I took the wipe of faith and Im regretting it

by LimpPimp November 17, 2015

wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018