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Wilf

The most Handsome and Likeable Person In The History of Man Kind
Wilf Is very cool
by Josh Chapman Likes Men April 1, 2022
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women i’d like the fuck

milf but you don’t have to be a mom
Are you a wilf?”
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dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns
I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world
by Highlebede December 13, 2024
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Wilf

To wilf someone, to be friend them gain intimate knowledge of a friendship or relationship a person has and then to use information garnered to steal wife/gf/bf.
One man to another "his misses is fit id definitely wilf him"
by Milf I'd wilf June 26, 2024
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WILF

acronym — Werewolves I’d Like to F**

Definition:
A supernatural term used to describe irresistibly hot, primal, and dangerously seductive werewolves—created when two vampires bite each other under a full moon. The result? Not your grandma’s werewolves—these WILFs are fierce, fanged, and freaky in all the right ways.

Origin Story:
According to occult lore (and definitely not peer-reviewed science), when two vampires lock fangs and drain each other during a lunar climax (aka full moon), their bloodlust fuses into something wild, hairy, and hormonally chaotic. Boom. A WILF is born. Think less “Twilight,” more “moonlit thirst trap.”
“Did you see that new bartender? Total WILF. I swear I caught a fang flash and the scent of wet pine.”
“Careful around the woods tonight. Full moon, two vamps making out? You don’t wanna run into a freshly turned WILF.”
by Saint667 June 11, 2025
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Wilf

It is an everything word that can be used it any context. Its normally used a compliment such as "Wow, you're so wilf." Its can also be used a noun, adjective, verb, or anything else.
"I'm literally wilfing right now."
"Oh, he's a little bit too wilf."
"Stop wilfing on me."
"Shes doing that task wilfly."
by r0oket August 12, 2023
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Wilfing

Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.
Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.
by Jackinthebox52 February 15, 2024
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