Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.

Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.

by newcastlemagpies June 26, 2010

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

wiener snot

The explosion of goo that extrudes out of the male's wang during sexual pleasures either solo or with partner.

Dana: "Oh man! You just got your wiener snot all over me! You have to wipe that shit off!"

Jacob: "You said you like my wiener snot. It's warm and creamy, bitch!"

Dana: "Lick it off."

Jacob: "No. I'll just wipe my wiener snot on the wall. Your parents are coming down."

by AmandaRy December 28, 2008

Corn Wiener

Another word for a corn dog

Guy1: I like my corn wieners with mustard
Guy2: I like my corn wieners with ketchup
Guy:3 I prefer to use the word corn dog

by The Original Kweej March 12, 2018

Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.

Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"

by Townsley November 24, 2011

Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.

Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!

by The_List June 29, 2011

Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.

Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!

by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009