pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

Sperm Waster

A girl who doesn't hook up with you and in turn causes a male to masturbate instead.

Taitma is a sperm waster, she wouldn't put out with Artemis so Artemis was forced to jerk off.

by Chimney Sweep 900 May 23, 2010

Wasserbag

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.

That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

Waspeye

A wapeye is a pathalogical bullshitter, usually a bloke, usually the lies centre around some made up military career or act of heroism.
The term orginates from the billybullshitter website and a story concerning a man pushing a wasp into his eye in a test of machismo.

Dave reckons he has a special licence from the police allowing him to drive any car over the speed limit, what a waspeye.

by magnapop November 9, 2010

wasterock

someone really annoying, stupid, or someone you just dislike.

Yo, Brad's such a wasterock.

Look at that wasterock chilin' by the wall by himself.

Shut up, you wasterock.

by wasterock101 November 3, 2010

Dish Washer

The worst job in the Restaurant business, and the lowest paying. Many people do it to start off and work their way up to a cook job, but quit due to the horrible conditions. Plus the staff don't care about you, or your goal of being a cook. They ignore you, while you spend hours cleaning pots and pans. Your arms and hands get covered in greasy dirty water, bits of cruddy food, and at the end of the day you smell horrible and your fingers are messed up from all the soap and chemicals. It's totally not worth the time or the paycheck. Avoid this job at all costs!!!

It's about time they made a machine that cleaned pots and pans instantly. Nobody wants to do Dish Washer work as a career.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011