wag

to skip school or work by just not attending

"i'm gonna wag school today, wanna come to?"

by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

WAG

WAG: an acronym for wild specimens in Pafos, which implies that they actually do wild ass gangabanga

-Hey look at those dudes over there. They are gangbanging in public!
-Yeah, they are probably WAGsters

by Michael Pie September 23, 2021

WAG

The more SFW version of WAP that is somehow a shit ton worse.

Stands for "Wet and Gushy"

"That mac n cheese sure looks WAG"

"WHAT THE FU-"

by Oofthatsucks February 22, 2022

WAG

White Asian Girl
The only thing that can beat an ABG ( but can't beat a FOB)

Andrew : " What you up to today ?"
You : " You wanna go WAG hunting ?"
Andrew : "Ohhh Yeahhhhhhh. I love WAG hunting. It's the only thing that can beat the ABG"

by Lil Cu April 4, 2022

wag

An acronym for what a guy. Used when you cant even believe the person your talking to is real.

Guy 1: When I jump up and down my cheeks clap.
Guy 2 :WAG!

by Lanknon July 13, 2022

wag

short for wagon.

It's when a girl has a well shaped, fat ass, especially compared to the rest of her body's proportions.
Usually the girls ass sticks out, pops, protrudes, arches out or perks out without them arching much or at all even.
her ass usually has some recoil too so whenever she walks and a lot of recoil when she shakes it a little, her ass jiggles, ripples and bounces.

She's got a small frame but she's got a nice wag.

by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023

wag

A male stripper

“You couldn’t be a wag if you tried!”
“Yeah, I heard she’s dating a wag now.”

by gggMer11 November 22, 2023