Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Belgian Waffles

Tasty fucking treats.

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.

by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

by dom93hatch November 27, 2006