Volvo Wave

When someone flashes a “Spock” sign as a wave when they pass a fellow Volvo driver. Similar to a Jeep wave but better.

That guy just gave me the Volvo wave.

by KBbro February 11, 2018

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

by Volvo x April 21, 2022

Volvo driver

Someone driving a Volvo brand vehicle.

Sitting behind the wheel of the sleeperless cab as it cruised down the highway was a Volvo driver.

by _twister October 28, 2009

Volvo 164E

A Volvo made from 1969 to 1975. This was the only model offered with a 6 Cylinder Engine since 1958 when Volvo Cancelled the PV 544. This Volvo Goes like Stink especially the 1972 164E with the 4 speed with electronic overdrive With a top speed of 125.

AKA "SwaggerWagon"

"Hey, See my Volvo 164E"

"Looks like a Rolls Royce"

"Yes it does, But better"

by TBRICKER January 27, 2013

volvo driver

Someone who is so bad at driving that they want a car that is perceived overly safe. They drive slowly in the fast lane, they cut into traffic causing other drivers to swerve and brake violently to avoid a collision.
A particularly vile incarnation are those young urban failures that cruise along reading the paper, playing with the radio or yakking incessantly on their cell phones.
Oblivious Volvo drivers often wave cheerily at the frustrated honks of others as they park, change lanes or slam on brakes for no apparent reason.
The connotation that if it's a Volvo, it's gonna get in your way and negatively impact your safety is so strong that the company is actively working to dispel the stigma associated with their cars.

Bruno caused a three car wreck as he pulled out into fast moving traffic and drove down the middle of the road at 20 mph. What a volvo driver!

by Scott M. February 12, 2005

volvo 240

The car of choice for broke hipsters on the American west coast. Rides like a lifted Ford Ranger and has fuckall creature comforts or performance, but is notorious for reliability and can do 300-400k on one engine with good upkeep. Stupidly boxy styling. Comes in wagon, sedan and coupe variants (in order of desirability).

My coworker Mike picked up a Volvo 240 wagon with 350k for $2000, what a hipster

by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018

volvo walker

People who walk along in a shopping mall unable to walk in a straight line and who will suddenly and without warning stop to look at something in a shop window or change direction requiring people who are following to step sideways to avoid bumping into them.

Holy shit! watch where the hell you are going you stupid fucking volvo walker, you!

by Memphis Walker December 31, 2007