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People who walk along in a shopping mall unable to walk in a straight line and who will suddenly and without warning stop to look at something in a shop window or change direction requiring people who are following to step sideways to avoid bumping into them.

Holy shit! watch where the hell you are going you stupid fucking volvo walker, you!
by Memphis Walker December 04, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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