I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.

Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.

by Andy January 27, 2005

A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary

A Dumbass

A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary: Hm.. know what would be smart? If we didn't accept the term Ur sistr a mistr. But we accept Happy Tapioca

Any other person: You are a dumbass

by The meme store June 4, 2018

Volunteer Firefighter

The bitchiest, most butt-hurt people you will ever meet.

When I told the volunteer firefighter to get out of my ambulance, he went and cried to the chief.

by Mediclover September 5, 2018

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

Volunteer So Hard

The act of being the shit at volunteering, and better at it than most.

Damn dat girl would win a volunteer off, she can volunteer so hard.

by Brobeans22 May 13, 2014

Volenqueer

(Noun) An individual that is a fan, player, student, or coach of the Tennessee Volenqueer Football program.

My friend Victor would be a better friend and person if he wasn’t a lifetime fan of Tennessee’s Volenqueer Football program.

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong December 31, 2019