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King Edward VI Grammar School

King Edward VI Grammar School is an all-boys grammar school in Chelmsford, England. The school is noted for producing a high percentage of doctors and, of course, The Blore Brothers.

Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.

Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.
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King Edward VI Grammar School

A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.
"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"

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the sixth installment in the popular RPG series, the story of a young girl named Terra who is half-human and half-esper. An evil empire led by Gestahl and Kefka threatens to pull the earth in darkness. Terra and her friends embark on a journey filled with traps, jokes, suspense, and the occasional sand in the boots.
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