Venser

Egotistical loser. An Everquest 2 player who thinks being cool in a video game makes you cool at life. Someone who puts DPS over personal hygiene, bills and sexual relations.

Being a Venser:

"LOL, your dps sucks. You fail at life!!"

Seeing a Venser:

Venser tells Level_70-79, "80 Swash LFG BEST DPS IN 4 COUNTIES"

Calling out a Venser:

You tell Level_70-79, "Wow, you're a fucking venser! Take a shower, bitch."

by EgomanEQ2 June 24, 2009

Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.

Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006

go team venture!

a threesome involving a girl and two guys. one of the guys does the girl from behind while the girl gives the other a blowjob. similar to the eiffel tower except instead of the high five you place your index and middle fingers together like on the television show venture brothers.

hey dean, we sure solved that mystery by banging this girl. GO TEAM VENTURE!

by dopplerganger July 19, 2007

Venturer

A male or female Australian scout between the age of 15 and 18. Who loves to party with others, dance to rave/scar music and gets pissed often. They also love fire and knifes. Venturers do it in the bush

Girl: Dude your a venturer thats sweet
Boy: want to party?
Girl: Hell yes

by Lotti. August 17, 2008

Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1

Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3

by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011

A Rusty Venture

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.

She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.

by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003