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Vunerable

person1: "After we broke up, I've been feeling very vunerable"

person2: " You mean vulnerable?"

person1: " oh.. ._."

person2 : "-.-;"
by Namette December 13, 2009
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Vulnerable

The overwhelming feeling of vulnerability when you are naked and your boyfriend is all up in your grill
Elliot!!! Nooooo....I’m feeling vulnerable!
by Atm2710 July 9, 2019
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Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.
The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009
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Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.
You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.
by rpfeff November 19, 2003
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social vegetable

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.
Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.
by DarkRob2000 July 30, 2008
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vegetableitarian

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.
<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables
by Mutrith September 8, 2008
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