State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).
George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013
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A girl whose eyes glisten and her smile blinds everyone she crosses. She gives boys butterflies, and that twinkle in her eyes just take breaths away. No one can compare to her. Girls envy and boys are awe struck.
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