Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

Majin Vegeta

The name of Vegeta while he is under the influence of Babidi's magic. Due to his anger, Babidi is able to bring out his hidden power and uses it to control him (although fails miserably, due to his strongest desire to fight Kakarot (Goku), his arch rival).

Majin Vegeta is as strong as Goku, at least before he turns into a Super Saiyan 3.

by kyle.biddle January 5, 2011

vegetarian

A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.

The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.

by glasmodiar July 7, 2006

Gemini Vegetarian

yes, I think you’ll find the term Gemini vegetarian is used by Elle Woods in Legally blonde when she is introducing herself to the people at harvard Law School. It is the two separate words “Gemini” as in the zodiac sign, and “vegetarian” as in someone that doesn’t eat meat, put together to make a new phrase.

Hi, I’m Elle woods, this is Bruiser Woods, and we’re both Gemini vegetarian s

by Lolollllllllloolloll December 14, 2019

vegetarian

Techinically a person who eats no meat or dead animal products. Some choose so for ethical reasons while others may simply be grossed out by the prospect of eating flesh. Despite claims to the contrary, most vegetarians are not elitist or prejudiced. Another false argument also includes that eating only plant matter kills more rodents, etc which it doesn't. In order to eat beef for instance, it takes far more energy and resources to grow food for them (as opposed to eating it directly) and then killing the cows on top of it. There've been many proposals for third world countries to focus on farming as opposed to ranching because, if done properly, it takes far less resources and land space. Another common argument is that it "destroys your body" which is blatantly false. It's actually very easy to get sufficient amounts of protein as well as other nutritional necesseties. While in the past it may have been necessary to eat animals to get by, many argue that it no longer is. Our canines are a "left over" so to speak of our evolution in the past.

Despite all this, and despite that most vegetarians are non-judgmental and aren't affiliated with PETA in anyway, many get a good dose of humor out of bashing them. Presumably because the concept of not eating meat challenges their manhood and they need to defend their metaphorical dick size.

I've been a vegetarian for years, since I was 16. The rest of my family has always eaten meat but I (like most others) don't hold it against them. But you can't convince the morons of that.

*at dinner with a group of people*
Person A: Yeah, I'll have a vegetarian burrito please.

Person B: OH GOD. Oh what, are you a VEGETARIAN? Huh? You think you're too good for us?

Person A: Uhhh, no.

Person B: Yeah, I can see it in your eyes! You're not gonna stop the rest of us I hope you know!

Person A: You knowwww.... I really didn't plan on it. Eat what you want; it's your choice.

Person B: I told you you can't stop us! GOD, what is it with you people?! I'll bet you're a FASCIST too aren't ya? And a faggot. GOD, you make me sick. I bet you just can't STAND the thought of me eating a steak, can you? Huh? HUH?

Person A: Wow, you're an idiot.

by JFern May 20, 2004

vegetals

A great twist on vegetables created by our one and only savior BALD SUCC MAN

I asked for no Vegetals. I taste VEGETAL!

by APersonNamedJeff February 24, 2018

Vegeterrarium

Someone who refuses to eat food shaped like animals; i.e. Goldfish, animal crackers, chocolate Easter bunnies

"My grandmother used to make a lamb shaped cake every year at Easter. When my dad would cut the cake, he'd make horrible lamb noises. I blame them for the fact that I am a vegeterrarium."

by bugdog May 18, 2006