When a man sprincles cocaine from his belly button to his dick and has another person suck and sniff it of their dick
by A frighnted spectator February 4, 2010
Get the Vance vaccummug. He's a carebear. The one with the good hair. Wheat Thin knees. Duck toes. Oh yeah I love those. Smack him with kindness and he'll beat you up with love.
by goobsmack July 7, 2017
Get the Alex Vancemug. Adj. An unusual person who enjoys drawing strangely shaped giraffes that look oddly like male
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.
by SailorHater123 November 27, 2018
Get the Sailor Vancemug. A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.
by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019
Get the Kris Vancemug. 
A dick head that thinks he has sex with females. Basically a Kyle but not just drinks Monster but also drinks 10 Mills of his mum's white wine. He runs a Instagram and thinks he is famous
by Roberteesjfnnehd December 17, 2019
Get the Caid Vancemug. by SouthernDude May 13, 2020
Get the Phyllis Vancemug.