has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded
valentina is the most annoyingest and gross girl. she eats her boogers and then throws up but she then eats that. she will own a pizza shop in new york city but no one will come because they see her put her boogers in the pizza. she will then be broke and have nothing. she will go to her friend miranda for some hotdogs but miranda won't give any to her.
you: omg I just went to valentina's pizzeria and saw her pick her nose
me: yeah she does that and she also puts it in the pizza. she's really gross