vacation dick

A dick that is way too big to take daily.

Girl he had a vacation dick. I can't really walk today.

by Jypsii May 27, 2016

vacation dick

A Dick that is Abnormally Large, not a dick that a woman can typically handle on a daily basis such as a boyfriend dick.

Becky- That was some great sex last night, i just wish he was a bit smaller. He has Vacation Dick.
Tiffany- Jeremy has boyfriend dick so I am pretty happy about the 6 inches

Becky- He was a solid 10 it was too much but it felt good.

by Jojomojo86 May 18, 2016

vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick

Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week

by Ethantheasianman June 16, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.

"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally

by nateisyoung June 16, 2016