Voodoo Sex Dick

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards

Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."

by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010

voodoo punani

The art of a woman to use her excellent sexual skills to recieve unsloicited perks.

I wouldn't have paid for dinner, but her damn voodoo punani made me do it.

She has got the voodoo punani, because I just bought her a car.

by brucekey June 5, 2007

Voodoo Glow Skulls

A sca band that formed before there was light. Sca sucks but these guy suck worse. It is often said that if VGS were to play a live concert during a full moon, anyone listening would have their head imploded if they were not fortunate to die from being drowned first.

Dude sca sucks but Voodoo Glow Skulls just makes it worse.

by Le Compte August 13, 2009

Voodoo Math

Also known as “Haiti Math”—voodoo is an unofficial religion practiced in Haiti. Math word problems that use zombies or monsters as their characters to teach dark problem solving.

An example of a grade two voodoo math question is: “The line graph shows the weekly number of zombies that were caught by the police during the six-week nationwide lockdown. Use the diagram to answer the following questions.

a) How many more zombies were caught in April than in May?
b) If the zombies were able to bite a victim before they were caught, what is the least number of zombie bites that took place during the entire lockdown?”

by MathPlus May 12, 2021

Voodoo Rape

The rarely acceptable act of masturbating to a photo of someone you know on Facebook.

Jeff: Does your girlfriend have a Facebook?

Rick: Not if you're going to voodoo rape her.

by Dr. Duckhead August 17, 2012

voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.

-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.

by kr_kr August 29, 2016

Voodoo Doughnut

Like a regular doughnut, but it's also a sexual euphemism.

I just got a voodoo doughnut from the babysitter. I hope she doesn't want one in return.

by Fony Gname December 14, 2007