Vagina

The only thing worth living for.
you can use it to cream pie a girl.
some guys enjoy "eating" it but others prefer to "touch" it. Personally i just like to stick my magic stick in.

Man Amber has a nice vagina.

by yaaaaah October 27, 2008

Vagina

The greatest thing known to mankind

Joe's beastly dick banged Jennifers vagina.

by SkullKing111 November 16, 2009

vagina

Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

Biology teacher: "Can anyone tell me the function of the vagina?"

Schoolboy sniggering from all around.

by Stormsworder March 28, 2007

vagina

the soft genitals of a lady under her undergarments; cavemen used this for sharpening spears and/or getting hard.

Caveman..."Hey can i sharpen my spear"?
Cavewoman..."Sure, just use my vagina".

by craneballz555 August 30, 2010

Vagina

a type of water gun

I shot my friend with my vagina.

by Thrilleontop July 11, 2008

vagina

its not a clown car

Bill:you heard about the octomom?
Ted:geez dont get me started. its a vagina not a clown car.

by WillYum0123 May 25, 2010

Vaginas

The plural form of vagina. Vaginae is also acceptable.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003